The official rant is now posted.
K (Karma) = M+F (Munch + Fin) = 3(S) (3 times Seconds)
Behold!!!
You see that math problem up there? That’s what the SVU producers created to help them write their shows. Amazing isn’t it? Want to know the origin of this problem? Fine then, I’ll tell you.
It started this past Tuesday. SVU was on and guess what else? The People’s Choice Awards! SVU of course was on during the same time as the awards so I never got to see the category called Best TV Drama. SVU was nominated as well as Desperate Housewives (they got nominated 15 billion times in the Emmys for comedy. So how in the hell did they get nominated for drama?!) and CSI. I watched the first hour of the awards and was mad that I was mad that I was going to miss it (WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THAT?!!! THE CATEGORY YOU WANT TO SEE IS ALWAYS LAST!!!). But when ten o’ clock came, I behaved like a good SVU fan and changed the channel. Not only that, but this was Warner’s first episode as the main character and I was like YEAH!!!
So I changed it and guess what happened? I watched the whole hour of it. And you know what happened when I watched the whole hour of it? I ONLY SAW MUNCH ONCE FOR A FREAKYIN’ 3 SECONDS! WHERE THE [censored] WAS HE?! SO [censored] LAME!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WAS EVEN LAMER THAN LAME?!!! FIN DRESSED AS A MOVING MAN!!! HE WASN’T EVEN IN THE BOX ALONG WITH MUNCH!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE THESE PRODUCERS THINKING?!!! THEY DIDN’T THEY KNOW THAT STICKING BOTH MUNCH AND FIN INSIDE THE BOX WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS BECAUSE ONCE MUNCH CAME OUT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN RANTING ABOUT THAT EXPERIENCE UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED AND FIN TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT?!!! BUT NOOOO, THEY HAD TO STICK COMPUTER CRIMES IN THE BOX!!! THEY COULD’VE BROUGHT UP TWO BOXES INSTEAD OF ONE!!! SO [censored] LAME MAN!!! IF YOU AIN’T GONNA USE ‘EM, THEY GIVE ‘EM A SHOW OF THEIR OWN. GEEZ MAN…*mutters some obscene words*
Then the SVU producers did something that they never have done in the history of this show. OLIVIA ONLY HAD ONE SCENE!!! HOORAY!!! Well, almost hooray. Why was Olivia there to begin with? She wasn’t even on the [CENSORED] case!!! Instead, they give her a case file, a purse, and a jacket and make her look like a Christmas tree!!! Really, that was not needed. If you wanted to make her look like a Christmas tree then you should’ve add the multicolored lights and the star. Then she would have been a real Christmas tree. But Olivia is not a Christmas tree to begin with. She is a detective, and as much as I hate her taking all the glory from time to time, that was just low what the producers did. (WHAT THEY DID TO MUNCH WAS EVEN LOWER, but I’m just saying that) Don’t portray her as a Blue Spruce Fir tree, okay?
Hmmm…what’s that smell? I smell a new storyline. It’s big, it’s fabulous, and it would just seem wrong to do it to begin with. WARNER IS MARRIED AND FOR THEM TO CREATE IDEAS IN SHIPPERS’ HEADS THAT
IT’S OKAY TO GET AWAY WITH DIVORCING WARNER AND HOOKING HER AND ELLIOT TOGETHER IS SIMPLY UNMORAL!!! SHE HAS A DAUGHTER FOR GOD’S SAKE, DON’T DO IT!!! UNMORAL, UNMORAL, UNMORAL!!! NEED I GO ON? And for this being Warner’s first episode as the main character, they could’ve done a lot better. WAAAAAAY BETTER! And that’s a fact right there.
This episode seemed like it belonged on the mother ship. I don’t know why, it just did. I understand SVU investigates child abuse cases, but it had the flair of the mother ship, not SVU. Do better next time, alright?
So, now your thinking what in the hell you mentioned above Munchkin has to do with this math problem that the SVU producers created? A very good that will be answered shortly, I promise.
On the People’s Choice Awards, I found out that SVU lost the nomination to CSI (THANK GOD IT WASN’T HOUSEWIVES!!! Ewwwww…). How did it happen? I don’t know, ask the people who voted CSI. They’ll tell you. As for me, it was raining outside, I didn’t have hot chocolate, and I was wearing blue pajamas with black slippers instead of my Star Fox t-shirt with black bottoms and black slippers (A CRIME I TELL YOU, A CRIME!!! d*** LAUNDRY DAYS!!!)
So finally I explain this math problem from above, K (Karma) = M+F (Munch + Fin) = 3(S) (3 times Seconds).
Since the SVU episode from this past week sucked, that in turn made Karma turn against them at the awards and they lost. Since the Karma wasn’t balanced out enough by a good amount of appearances from all characters, especially Munch and Fin, that lead to that loss. When you multiply 3 and S together, it equals to three seconds, the amount that Munch and Fin were on the show.
So what am I saying here?
I’m saying that the formula here that the SVU producers created is a bunch of bull and it does not exist. NO EXISTE PEOPLE!!! IT DOES NOT EXIST!!!
This is a formula they should write…
K = EAOAC (Equal Amounts Of All Characters) = VHF (Very Happy Fans)
I believe I have finally said my peace. Bon Voyagie! See you until next time and bring some snacks and root beer!!!
Munchkin