Post by munchkin25 on Nov 27, 2005 20:26:25 GMT -5
If you've ever seen The Little Bops from Looney Tunes this is where I got the idea from. The SVU squad are basically the three little pigs and the morris commission is the big bad wolf basically. I also posted this on fanfiction.net too! Enjoy!
The 1-6 is a poem based on the cartoon of the Three Little Pigs Looney Tunes created. I changed the words around a bit to match the beat (hopefully I did it right). I do not own the cartoon or Looney Tunes in particular and I also do not own the SVU squad or the 1-6.
The 1-6
Well once upon a time,
there was a squad.
They had no station house,
or a bar.
Their names were Captain Cragen,
Elliot Stabler
Olivia Benson
John Munch
Odafin Tutuola
Casey Novak and Melinda Warner
Don’t forget about George Huang now, he’s from the FBI.
One day they were walking along,
in the streets of Manhattan,
during the fall,
when they came across a station house made of straw!
The squad cheered,
and moved on in.
They called it the 4-7
A little place like heaven,
and it was heaven for a time.
One day while the squad was working,
along came…
the Morris Commission!
They were mean
yes they were
They blew down precincts just for fun.
So when they came along
They saw 4-7,
and walked to the door…
BANG! BANG! BANG!
They banged on the door three times.
Captain Cragen ask, “Who’s there?”
“It is we, the great, big, bad Morris Commission! Open up!”
The squad debated and then said, “NO!”
Then the Morris Commission got really sore,
And then said, “Fine then, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your precinct down!”
WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Well the SVU squad,
had no station house,
and they began to feel really down,
until Elliot said, “Let’s move somewhere else.”
So they searched and they searched until they found a place
made of sticks,
yes it was
Code name: 2-1-4
Well they were working one day,
when they came along,
those good-for-nothing Morris Commission!
Olivia said, “OH NO!”
She ran to the entrance to brace the door,
But, alas, she was too late
And they blew down the 2-1-4.
The 2-1-4 was now gone,
And the SVU squad could hear the Morris Commission…Laughing…laughing…laughing, laughing, laughing!
And they began to feel really bad,
Until John said, “Lets find a place made of bricks.”
So they packed up and found the 1-6.
Now it was classy that 1-6.
built in 1976,
made up of nothing, but bricks,
great place to get your coffee fix!
What a place it, yes it was,
that 1-6!
They were there for a month
When the Morris Commission came skipping along.
They could hear phones ringing!
And lots of people bustling.
This angered them very much,
and they began to huff and puff.
Fifteen minutes later,
they were still huffing
and puffing.
But the 1-6 stands,
HOORAY!
Helping New York along the way.
So they got fed up and decided “If we can’t blow it down, we’ll blow it sky high!”
So the Morris Commission got a barrel
full of T-N-T
and a fuse.
They lit up! (OH NO!!!)
But the SVU squad was quicker.
Casey and George got a bucket and
filled it with water
and dumped from the window.“LOOK OUT BELOW!”
Now Fin and Warner,
wanted to have some fun.
So they got the water hose,
and turned it on!
Those two ran out the 1-6,
and began to spray the Morris Commission, yes they did,
while those two got their kicks!
The Morris Commission ran away,
crying, “We’ll fight another day!!!”
So the 1-6,
still stands.
The Morris Commission, has not comeback.
“But if they do, we’ll be ready.”
Said Captain Cragen of the 1-6.
The squad nodded in agreement,
and began to work at their new precinct!
THE END
The 1-6 is a poem based on the cartoon of the Three Little Pigs Looney Tunes created. I changed the words around a bit to match the beat (hopefully I did it right). I do not own the cartoon or Looney Tunes in particular and I also do not own the SVU squad or the 1-6.
The 1-6
Well once upon a time,
there was a squad.
They had no station house,
or a bar.
Their names were Captain Cragen,
Elliot Stabler
Olivia Benson
John Munch
Odafin Tutuola
Casey Novak and Melinda Warner
Don’t forget about George Huang now, he’s from the FBI.
One day they were walking along,
in the streets of Manhattan,
during the fall,
when they came across a station house made of straw!
The squad cheered,
and moved on in.
They called it the 4-7
A little place like heaven,
and it was heaven for a time.
One day while the squad was working,
along came…
the Morris Commission!
They were mean
yes they were
They blew down precincts just for fun.
So when they came along
They saw 4-7,
and walked to the door…
BANG! BANG! BANG!
They banged on the door three times.
Captain Cragen ask, “Who’s there?”
“It is we, the great, big, bad Morris Commission! Open up!”
The squad debated and then said, “NO!”
Then the Morris Commission got really sore,
And then said, “Fine then, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your precinct down!”
WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Well the SVU squad,
had no station house,
and they began to feel really down,
until Elliot said, “Let’s move somewhere else.”
So they searched and they searched until they found a place
made of sticks,
yes it was
Code name: 2-1-4
Well they were working one day,
when they came along,
those good-for-nothing Morris Commission!
Olivia said, “OH NO!”
She ran to the entrance to brace the door,
But, alas, she was too late
And they blew down the 2-1-4.
The 2-1-4 was now gone,
And the SVU squad could hear the Morris Commission…Laughing…laughing…laughing, laughing, laughing!
And they began to feel really bad,
Until John said, “Lets find a place made of bricks.”
So they packed up and found the 1-6.
Now it was classy that 1-6.
built in 1976,
made up of nothing, but bricks,
great place to get your coffee fix!
What a place it, yes it was,
that 1-6!
They were there for a month
When the Morris Commission came skipping along.
They could hear phones ringing!
And lots of people bustling.
This angered them very much,
and they began to huff and puff.
Fifteen minutes later,
they were still huffing
and puffing.
But the 1-6 stands,
HOORAY!
Helping New York along the way.
So they got fed up and decided “If we can’t blow it down, we’ll blow it sky high!”
So the Morris Commission got a barrel
full of T-N-T
and a fuse.
They lit up! (OH NO!!!)
But the SVU squad was quicker.
Casey and George got a bucket and
filled it with water
and dumped from the window.“LOOK OUT BELOW!”
Now Fin and Warner,
wanted to have some fun.
So they got the water hose,
and turned it on!
Those two ran out the 1-6,
and began to spray the Morris Commission, yes they did,
while those two got their kicks!
The Morris Commission ran away,
crying, “We’ll fight another day!!!”
So the 1-6,
still stands.
The Morris Commission, has not comeback.
“But if they do, we’ll be ready.”
Said Captain Cragen of the 1-6.
The squad nodded in agreement,
and began to work at their new precinct!
THE END