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Post by arandomtuesday on Jan 4, 2006 21:09:49 GMT -5
Through pictures and simple phrases, I will explain why red hair is best for Casey. [shadow=red,left,300] Part I: The Opening Statement[/shadow] ^Red. Red is good.^Blondish Red. Blondish Red is bad.^ A YELLOW MONSTER! RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
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Post by Trublu on Jan 4, 2006 21:21:15 GMT -5
arandomtuesday, Good point! ;D But you still made me laugh.
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Post by munchkin25 on Jan 4, 2006 21:37:18 GMT -5
Yes, what Trublu said. Remember, we don't want the jurors to laugh otherwise they won't take us seriously.
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Post by arandomtuesday on Jan 4, 2006 22:10:20 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300] Part II: The Proof[/shadow] The theory: Now, here is our lovely former ADA Alexandra Cabot. And here is what she would look like with Casey's hair color. Ewwwwwwww. Now, here is what Casey would look like with Alex's hair color. EWWWWWWWWW! Now, notice it's the same picture. That's because Casey's current hair color LOOKS LIKE CRAP.
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Post by queequeg on Jan 4, 2006 23:26:39 GMT -5
I don't like her hair blond. I want the red hair back now.
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Post by munchkin25 on Jan 5, 2006 19:01:02 GMT -5
Show more evidence! The producers are convinced!!! KEEP GOING, ARANDOMTUESDAY!!!
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Post by arandomtuesday on Jan 5, 2006 19:03:55 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]Part III: The Witnesses (Prosecution)[/shadow]I call to the stand Kool-Aid Man.Mr. Man, which is better, red or yellow? Red.How long have you been red? My whole life.In your professional opinion, which color is best for Ms. Novak's hair? Red. Oh Yeahhhhhhhh.For my next witness, I call Elmo to the stand. Elmo, you've been red for how long? Elmo is always red, ahahaha!So you're whole life? Yyyes!For Ms. Novaks hair, which color do you like best? Rredddd, ahahaha!Now I call Teletubby Po to the stand.EH OH!Let's get to the point here. Point point point!!!Which color is best for Ms. Novak's hair? RED heheheheee!Thank you.
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Post by queequeg on Jan 5, 2006 22:44:16 GMT -5
That is so great arandomtuesday, continue.
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Post by arandomtuesday on Jan 5, 2006 22:54:35 GMT -5
I'm glad you like it queequeg. [shadow=red,left,300] Part IV: This Is When I Cross-Examine the Other Witnesses[/shadow] V Big Bird, who testified "Yellow is the greatest color of them all."Mr. Bird, what did you mean by the statement "Yellow is the greatest color of them all?" Well, out of all colors themselves, yellow is the best.Does this hold true for Ms. Novak's hair? Oh, no! Yellow should not be made into hair dye, especially not for Casey! Why not? Well, it's mean and embarassing, and even offensive! It looks ugly too.
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Post by Finaddict on Jan 6, 2006 5:55:02 GMT -5
I am lovin this....... ;D ;D
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Post by Trublu on Jan 6, 2006 16:20:36 GMT -5
Arandomtuesday, you are so creative! ;D
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Post by arandomtuesday on Jan 6, 2006 17:57:42 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]Part V: The Closing Statement[/shadow] The blonde hair looks like crap. We all know it. End of discussion.
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Post by queequeg on Jan 6, 2006 18:23:12 GMT -5
I love it too.
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Post by arandomtuesday on Jan 6, 2006 18:25:25 GMT -5
I'm glad you all like it! It was a pain to do, but it had to be done. It's on my livejournal now so maybe Someone will get hold of it and fix the yellow monster that is Casey's hair.
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Post by Finaddict on Jan 6, 2006 19:08:34 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300] Part V: The Closing Statement[/shadow] The blonde hair looks like crap. We all know it. End of discussion. A GREAT closing argument..... ;D
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