Hello everyone and how are you guys this afternoon? I’m great because I feel happy about last night? *grabs Wolf and sits him down face to face* :mrgreen:
So… :dntknw:
After being almost deprived of a new SVU episode for a month, let me recap some moments from this episode… :winky:
I saw the preview when I was watching my local news at five. It sounded strangely like that nursery rhyme from Mother Goose, you know the one that baker, the candle stick maker? Is Wolf referring to nursery rhymes from Mother Goose to present his previews now? Because if he is, then I was LMAO. :rotfl: :rolling: :laughyay:
Widescreen, widescreen, widescreen! WTF is this?! Does NBC want me to buy a new TV that supports the widescreen format?!!! Do I now have to fear that when the SVU DVDs come out that it is going to be in widescreen instead of full screen?!!! What’s wrong with these people? My TV in my room does not support the widescreen format either! *sighs* :curse: :angryfire: :veryangry: :angry:
The intro was hilarious!!!
“POLICE!!! FREEZE…oh, we busted down the wrong door. Sorry ma’am.”
Classic. :rolling: :yahoo: :laughyay: :rotfl:
Nice camouflage in the beginning for Mariska. Whoever was her dresser in that scene did a really great job. I couldn’t tell that she was pregnant at all. Amazing what dark clothes can do. :angel:
Warner makes the first appearance before Munch and Fin…hmmmm…I smell a conspiracy at hand. :angryfire:
Okay, whoever was Mariska’s dresser in this scene did a horrible job. I thought the whole point of this was to make it appear that Olivia wasn’t pregnant people. Dark clothes, people, dark clothes!!! :angry:
Where’s Munch and Fin? :dntknw:
Cragen makes a reference to Munch picking up tapes. I understand these guys watch blockbuster and all, but for God’s sake show Munch picking up the d*** tapes. Jeez man, what does Munch do before picking up the tapes, go golfing and then pick them up? :veryangry: :curse: :angryfire: :angry:
Okay, nice bar scene. Notice how Elliot was NOT focusing on the situation at hand and looking at the girl. *coughs* One has to wonder what he does in his spare time… :rolleyes2:
Wolf, it’s MUNCH AND FIN, not Stabler and Fin…*sighs* :angry:
Fin’s outfit in the interrogating scene, coolness man!!! :yahoo:
:grinbounce: :laughyay: :music:
And now we know why Olivia looses so many dates. She says she’ll kill them if they were stripping at a bar. So Olivia, most of the men you date, do they happen to be strippers? :rolling: :rotfl: :laughyay:
MUNCH!!! OMG HE’S ALIVE!!! HALLEJUAH!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!! And he’s gelled his hair? Is Munch dating? Since when did his hair looked gelled on the job? Who yah dating Munch? Tell me!!! :sadish: :crying: :cry:
Wiener man. I’m typing this now because I’ll make the reference to it later. :winky:
Hey, it Chris Potter, that dude from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues!!! He can’t be a criminal!!! He plays a kick butt cop in the streets of LA, if I remember right!!! Curse you Wolf for making him a bad guy???!!! :dntknw:
Okay, Meloni’s high school picture definitely looked better than his mug shot one now. :laughyay:
Now we’re hearing a lame excuse from a suspect. Five year olds lie better and my sympathy is more than overwhelming for you…NOT!!! :yay:
BEHOLD!!! A BLONDE CASEY SIGHTING AT TWELVE O’ CLOCK. TRUBLU, IT IS TIME THAT WE COMMENCED THE OPERATION, CODENAME: RED DYE!!! :hammer: :evil: :evil2:
Kressler, the first sleezy defense lawyer ever on LAOSVU. Wiener man and him were both in SVU’s pilot. So that’s where the wiener man comes in and Kressler. I still don’t like you Kressler. :angryfire:
So, Elliot, are you going to be Spiderman and climb walls too? Can I take a picture, pleeeeaaaaaassssssseeee?!!! :grinbounce:
I see Munch, I see Fin, but do I see Munch and Fin together? Rarely, perhaps none!!! You got 30 minutes left Wolf!!! :curse: :angryfire: :veryangry:
STABLER AND FIN?!!! WTF I JUST TOLD YOU, LIKE THRITY SECONDS AGO?!!! GET MUNCH AND FIN TOGETHER IN A SCENE NOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! *Wolf hurridly places Munch and Fin in a scene and gives them some comic relief lines* And I’m suppose to be thankful for you just throwing them in there Wolf? I can never win with you!!! Ugghhh!!! :angryfire: :curse: :veryangry: :angry:
HEY EVERYONE, NOW IT’S A SQUAD MOMENT!!! ALL TOGETHER NOW… [Insert long audience “AWWWWW” here] :love: :bouncy: :morelove: :angel:
Go Munch for ranting and Fin telling Benson not to get him started on "thingy" Cheney again. Best quote?!!! What was that whole quote again? I can’t have the TV too loud at night because my parents are sleeping… :sadish:
2 busts for Olivia and Elliot, but wait!!! Munch and Fin get a bust as the guy scales down the building. Then Wolf messes up the whole scene by implying Munch has butterfingers. I’m past the point of boiling!!! MUNCH DOES NOT HAVE BUTTERFINGERS!!! Nice recovery though, Munch. “Let’s try this again…” I forgot how that quote went as well… :sadish: :rolling:
Wait, we have another Munch scene. AND OMG, IT’S ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT!!! SOMEONE CALL A FREAKYIN PRESS CONFERENCE!!! MUNCH IS IN THE BUILDING AND WOLF HAS BROKEN HIS OWN GUINESS WORLD BOOK RECORD. THREE BACK-TO-BACK SCENES WITH MUNCH!!! IS THE WORLD COMING TO AN END?!!! NOOOO!!! IT’S ONLY THE BEGINNING!!! CONGRATS WOLF FOR FINALLY LISTENING TO THE FANS!!! YOU FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE, NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE CHARACTERS BACK TO BACK. NOW LET’S PROGRESS TO FOUR AND WE’LL BE OKAY!!! :yahoo:
Ahhh, what perfect timing after this wonderful celebration. You show the Conviction preview! Doing well Wolf, keep going. :yahoo:
Okay, Wolf this show just went from a nine to a seven. What’s the deal bringing in an old, sleazy, snob, lady lawyer that’s old enough to be Munch’s mother? WTF was that? You were doing well, and now, you bring in her. SHE IS EVVVVIIIILLLL!!! How could you?! :sadish: :crying: :curse: :disappoint: :cry: :reallyeek: :eekagain:
TRUBLU, ABORT MISSION RED DYE!!! TOO MANY HAIR PEOPLE AROUND CASEY!!! WE’RE LOOSING TOO MANY RED DYE BOTTLES!!! RETREAT!!! THE BLONDE IS TOO POWERFUL FOR OUR FORCES!!! REEEETREEEEAAAATTTT!!! :sadish: :crying: :cry:
Hey, there’s Fin, but no Munch. Wolf, did I forget to mention that this episode is dangerously close to the borderline of dropping from 7 to 6? :veryangry: :curse: :angryfire: :angry:
Casey interrogating?!!! Wait now, that scene just made up to what happened last!!! The show will stay at a 7 Wolf. *Wolf wipes sweat off his face* :mrgreen: :grinbounce: :laughyay:
Okay, who would be stupid and that desperate for attention and inject foreign viruses in their bodies just to get what the wanted? She killing herself slowly!!! Thank God Munch didn’t confess his dark secret to her. Phew!!! :disappoint:
Okay Wolf, where’s Huang? *Wolf hurridly grabs Huang places him in the same room with Casey and makes him say some fancy stuff we don’t understand* Oh great now Wolf!!! Not only can we not understand him, you’re implying another ship?!!! A Casey/Huang ship?!!! Do we have those yet? I don’t think so. Nice job…no…SUBPERB job Wolf. :disappoint: :sadwalk: :hammer:
Now everyone has appeared in this episode!!! OMG, ANOTHER BACK-TO-BACK RECORD FOR WOLF!!! EVERYONE HAS APPEARED IN, NOT ONE, BUT TWO BACK-TO-BACK EPISODES!!! WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THROUGH (well almost, now we need to change Casey’s hair) :yahoo:
Did Huang just say a cuss word here in the squad room with the detectives around? Did he say b****? BUT HUANG’S PROFESSIONAL!!! HE CAN’T CUSS ON THE JOB or can he? :dntknw:
Finally, Olivia making that comment right before it cuts to the credits. Go girl!!! That lady deserved it!!! GO OLIVIA!!! :yahoo:
So, Manipulated ranks a seven. It was good, considering Wolf broke a few of his Guinness World Book records. But Wolf’s getting there. I think it’s because he has ears now and he can listen to the fans. Keep going Wolf, you’ll get better over time. :yahoo: :rolling: :grinbounce: :laughyay: :music:
7/10 :beer: