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Post by munchkin25 on May 6, 2006 12:26:18 GMT -5
A. cuz u dont tip paramedics Q. How come women have monthlys and men get to sail through life without em? A. Cause men can't deal with pain. ;D Q. Why must there be three weeks of school left?
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Post by liv16 on May 6, 2006 17:53:11 GMT -5
a. cuz they want us to suffer the loss of school WHAAAAA
q. how come teddy bears r called teddy bears?
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Post by munchkin25 on May 8, 2006 18:52:47 GMT -5
A. Because of Teddy Roosevelt.
Q. What makes the world go round and round?
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Post by Trublu on May 8, 2006 21:32:44 GMT -5
A: The giant hampster on the giant hampster wheel in the core of the earth.
Q: Why can't we have a 2 day work week and a 5 day weekend instead of a 5 day work week and a 2 day weekend?
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Post by detectivelivbenson on May 8, 2006 22:47:04 GMT -5
Just the way it goes... lol
Q: What's a "DingleHopper"? (haha)
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Post by munchkin25 on May 9, 2006 19:40:23 GMT -5
A. A "DingleHopper" is a special ninja move that makes the ninja disappear for a few moments. During this time, he rushes to his opponent and the opponent gets the crap beaten out of him. And something tells me that a certain MR. I-CAN'T-CONTROL-MY-EMOTIONS guy will be receiving this move from not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, but an INFINITY AMOUNT of ninjas if he doesn't get his act straighten up. Q. Do you like cheese?
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Post by liv16 on May 9, 2006 20:33:51 GMT -5
A. I luv cheese...my dog luvs cutting cheese
Q. if Olivia and Munch got in a weaponless fight...who would win?
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Post by Sexystablersgal on May 11, 2006 14:29:52 GMT -5
A. I would of course!!! Q. How come Wolf is so stupid?!
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Post by munchkin25 on May 11, 2006 16:19:45 GMT -5
A. Because someone forgot to do a brain transplant and use Albert Einstein's brain. Instead Wolf got blessed with an E/O shipper one. Q. Since when did SVU become WWE?
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Post by liv16 on May 11, 2006 22:02:59 GMT -5
A.its just a question....
Q. how come scotland yard is in England?
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Post by munchkin25 on May 12, 2006 20:06:30 GMT -5
A. Because the British cops who work at Scotland Yard get to wear these cool, funky hats as seen here... Q. Who is cooler, Mr. Rogers or Barney?
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Post by liv16 on May 13, 2006 12:45:46 GMT -5
A. Neither, both scare the crap outta me...i mean cmon they spend all their time with kids *coughpedophilescouch*
Q. How come its not funny when u hit yur funny bone?
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Post by munchkin25 on May 13, 2006 15:00:55 GMT -5
A. Because your funny bone for some reason tends to be a more tender spot.
Q. Why does it rain when there's sunshine outside?
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Post by Sexystablersgal on May 15, 2006 12:56:26 GMT -5
A: because the weather man likes to be mean Q: How come when you twist you ankle, and go to A&E (ER) they can't find out whats wrong? *coughtwitscough*
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Post by munchkin25 on May 15, 2006 19:43:52 GMT -5
A. Because some of them are quacks. Q. Who is the best dancer in the whole wide world?
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