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Post by Trublu on Oct 13, 2004 15:41:37 GMT -5
From 6.03 "Obscene"
Novak: *sees Donelly* What'd i do? Donnelly: What, you dont say hi to your boss anymore? Novak: Hi. What'd i do?
Donnelly: You lose yet? Novak: Im workin on it.
BJ: The pinheads at Entrepy (sp?) say i have to testify against Danny Spencer if i want to keep my show Novak: Oh, i know. Its tragic.
BJ: Do you wake up every morning and think "How can i trample on the 1st amendment today?" Novak: I wake up and think "How can i put a rapist in jail"
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Post by tvfan on Oct 15, 2004 13:08:21 GMT -5
The one that sticks out to me was from "Debt" this season. Olivia (to Ricky) - Shut up and wait for your lawyer! Now that's kicking some serious butt!!
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Post by Trublu on Oct 15, 2004 19:06:09 GMT -5
Yup yup Here are some Alex ones that ive compiled (yeah, this goes under the "so your obsessed with the ada's of Law and order SVU" category") Alex: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Landricks:I love my daughter, i would never harm a hair on her head. Alex: Shut up. Morty Berger: Do you know why I became a lawyer, Alex? ADA Alexandra Cabot : Uh, to see your face on TV? ADA Alexandra Cabot : He is as bad as his client. He's lucky I didn't knock his teeth down his throat! Capt. Donald Cragen : I'd pay real money to see that. ADA Alexandra Cabot : Thank you. You've offered a provocative theory. What it lacks in substance, it makes up for in pretty colors. ADA Alexandra Cabot : Well, he wouldn't be a single parent if he hadn't killed his wife. Capt. Donald Cragen : What would it take to get a blanket DNA on an entire facility? ADA Alexandra Cabot : A constitutional amendment. Can it get any better?
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Post by wayfastyt on Nov 17, 2004 14:51:09 GMT -5
From "Poison" when Casey tells Elliot she wants Taft off the Bench
Elliot "What good does it do anyone for you to kill your career?"
Casey "If this is justice, I don't want this career!"
That was so cool, it reminded me of Mel Gibson in The Patriot responding to General Cornwallis' comment that he was not behaving like a gentleman;
"If the conduct of your officers is the measure of a gentleman, I take that as a compliment."
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Post by Trublu on Nov 20, 2004 19:49:23 GMT -5
Ah yes, wonderful quote from The Patriot.
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Post by queenanne on Nov 25, 2004 19:20:39 GMT -5
John Munch: "There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba." Capt. Cragen: "Did somebody steal your parking space again?"
Claire Rinato: I would hug you, but I can tell you don't like to be touched. [Fin gives her a card with a name of a place on it] Fin Tutuola: This is a good place to go to start getting clean. A friend of mine runs it and I told him to expect you. Claire Rinato: Okay Fin Tutuola: Don't make me have to come run your ass down, Claire. [Claire can't help it and hugs Fin]
[Cragen comes out of a bathroom stall to find all the detectives waiting for him] Capt. Cragen: I'm not tipping *all* of you.
John Munch: How old was he? Tommy Kessler: Well, not grandpa old, like you.
[Looking through a victim's purse for ID] Olivia Benson: No jewelry. I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse. Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse. Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me. Elliot Stabler: Heh...
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Post by Jools on Nov 25, 2004 22:51:32 GMT -5
This is form "Bound" when she is in Judge Terhune's house.
Judge Terhune: I believe you all know A.D.A Novak?
Casey: Judge Ridenour, Judge Petrovsky, Judge Wyler, (smiles) Judge Bradley. I've had this nightmare before,only I was naked(says it in a laughable sort of way)
Judge Petrovsky: Charming.
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Post by Trublu on Nov 26, 2004 20:25:53 GMT -5
Yeah, and then the follow-up in "Scavenger"
Casey:I just set a world record getting these warrents. Not to mention risking my life interupting Judge Terhune's poker game--- Again
Not the best time for joking i suppose.... but a funny joke a/b the poker game none-the-less.
*TruBlu*
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Post by mariskafan4200 on Dec 1, 2004 20:06:14 GMT -5
perp:i'd like some coffee honey, no sugar olivia: and i'd like your balls in a blender but aint life a pregnant dog elliot:maybe you shouldn't have called her honey idk what epiosde, but a great quote Note: "pregnant dog" is code for a censored word
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Post by Trublu on Dec 5, 2004 11:18:41 GMT -5
From "Wrong is Right" Alex: Captain Cragen. Cragen: Miss Cabot. Alex: Alex. Cragen: Yeah, right, of course. Alex: Let's not start off on the wrong foot. My assignment to SVU preceded the... behavioral problems under your command. Cragen: Behavioral problems? Alex: I'm TRYING to be polite. Cragen: Tiptoe-ing around the road kill... Alex: Where there's smoke... Cragen: Who do you sleep with Miss Cabot? Are you so knew at this you havent run into somebody you'd like to skip due process with? (Note: Alex smiles and nods at this hehe) I'll aprise you ASAP if ASAP can be tomorrow, you understand, i have behavioral issues. Alex: Certainly. Breakfast then!
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Post by leggy on Dec 10, 2004 19:03:52 GMT -5
From Counterfeit
Fin: Hey nice dress Liv: It was a nice date! Wheres Munch? Fin: Hes called in sick again. Liv: He's such a hypercondriac, how many times has he had anthrax this week?
From Haunted "No offense but my mom won't sell her asprin to you." Fin to that rockie guy
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Post by Trublu on Jan 5, 2005 21:49:55 GMT -5
I had nothing to do while i was kinda doing my homework, so i sat and compiled quotes from "Head" So these are the ones that made my 'worthy' list ;D Cragen: Where are we on the potty perv? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Huang:You're looking for a uropheliac, that's a sexual attraction to urine, or a coprapheliac, that's--- Benson:Let's not go there... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Doctor:This is Meredith's head CT, the tumor is here in the right orbital frontal cortex, which controls behavior. Casey:That's fascinating, but I'm not performing brain surgery here, I'm trying to get a pedophile off the street. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey:So what, give her a doctor's note? "Please excuse Meredith from molesting boys, she had a bad tumor?" Note: Excuse my spelling, i had no SVU dictionary or anything
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Post by Trublu on Jan 16, 2005 12:07:25 GMT -5
Alright so, I've been compiling these for a while, so prepare yourselves!!
"Loss"
Alex: I put my neck on the line for you two people, I would like it back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex: I can tell you right now, I'm not going to jail for you or for my conscience. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Raphael Zapata: You can't threaten me b****. Alex: I just did. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex: I was hoping he would think about the info coming out in open court. Elliot: And he pissed you off. Alex: Yeah that too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attorney: You may be wondering what this is about? Alex: Can I guess? The government is about to steamroll New York. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Brotherhood"
Elliot: (about a perp who dumped their victim in a sewer) Whoever dumped our victim really knew their crap ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bartender: So Tyler Henry's dead. d***. Fin: Need a tissue? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Munch: Oh please. Our culture teachers women that the easiest way to become rich and famous is to objectify ourselves. Why get a job, and education, when you can become the next winner on The Bachelor? It's the new American Dream! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Suspect: I was making deliveries until midnight. Munch: On a Saturday? I can't even get Domino's to deliver passed 10PM. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ M.E. Warner: Plate A is a strand of hair. Elliot: Killer's? M.E. Warner: Only if he's related to Seabiscuit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elliot: Nathan Angeli? Nathan: That's me, and you are? (puts his hand out to shake with Elliot) Elliot: Arresting you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elliot: You have the right to remain silent smartass. If you give up that right anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. In the unlikely event that Daddy cannot afford one for you, the court will appoint one to you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Abomination"
Ian: I've been sitting here for a while, and everyone who walks by I wonder. Does he know? Does she? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Mother"
Elliot: Oh and looky here, it's our old friend Mr. Duct tape. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Mean"
Elliot: (about text messages) Danny is soooo.... ten o's... oooo cute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Olivia: It's easier not having friends. But it's just as lonely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elliot: We've got a bunch of teenagers trying to kill eachother. We'd like to.. arrest one of them? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elliot: I love those little cliques, they're like the mafia. Nobody knows nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: The sworn statement of a murderer. That's tempting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Riff: Andrea and Paige were part of a group that was under the spell of Brittany O'Malley. They didn't have the mental state to form intent. Casey: I've seen this movie, its the one about the zombies, right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Defense attorney for Brittany O'Malley: Drop kidnapping, my client pleads guilty to man one and testifies against Barbie and Skipper. See, reasonable! Casey: I don't know why I bother... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: To hear you talk, we'd expect to see packs of teenage girls roaming the streets killing people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: Last time I checked, being weak wasn't an excuse for murder. It's just pathetic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: Guilty on all counts. Elliot: That's a 15 minute jury verdict. That's very impressive counselor. Casey: Yeah. Olivia: remind me to give you all the names of girls I hated in high school. Casey: Takes you back doesn't it? I hated it the first time around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Sick"
Munch: Dodgeball? Haven't they outlawed this barbaric practice yet? Fin: I loved this game! Munch: Yeah, well, you're a sadist. You know, I literally weighed 98 pounds. I can still hear them "break the pencil!" I was a walking bruise. (Fin bounces a ball off the kid they want to talk to's head) Fin: You're out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elliot: Lederhosen. Guilty. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: JJ told Huang he could identify a birthmark on Billy's "thingy". (She looks around in horror realizing just how loud she has just said that, and sees restaurant patrons staring at her) Mary Clark: She doesn't get out much. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: The court must step in for the child. Judge Terhune: I'll appoint a law guardian, pro bono. Mary Clark: I'm available your honor. Judge Terhune: Mary! (just realizing she is there) Trevor Langan: What kind of backroom deal is this? Judge Terhune: (obviously ignoring Langan) The court would be honored! Mary Clark: Thank you Joe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Billy Tripley: Look, this is police brutality! Elliot: Trust me, when youa re being brutilized by me, you'll know it. Billy Tripley: You jsut threatened me! Did you hear him threaten me? M.E. Warner: Nope. Open wide. And if you bite me, I'll hurt you.
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Post by Trublu on Jan 27, 2005 16:58:43 GMT -5
From 6.13 "Quarry" Cragen: You want some coffee? Olivia: Yeah, and two eggs over easy, some hash browns, and toast... (Pauses as Cragen gives her a look that says, "Do you think I have a bleeping IHOP chef?" Thanks Cal) Coffee's fine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Casey: Lights and sirens, we might make it.
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Post by pyrorocker12 on Feb 11, 2005 23:15:09 GMT -5
Olivia: "Your one night as a bachelor and you go graocery shopping? Pretty lame."
Elliot: "It was a grocery store with strippers." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Elliot: "Not so fast chuckles."
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