I don't know the episodes but I found the quotes!
Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill ya.
Det. Elliot Stabler: [sees Warner enter the restaurant where he and Olivia are eating lunch] An ME out of the lab? It must be big.
M.E. Melinda Warner: I got the report back from the contents of the vomit.
Det. Olivia Benson: Am I going to want to stop eating for this?
M.E. Melinda Warner: Roast beef, mozzarella cheese, corn and raisins. Luckily, it had only been in the stomach a few hours, so it was only partially digested.
Det. Olivia Benson: All right, I'm done.
[pushes her salad away. Elliot shrugs and takes it]
John Munch: [trying to book several female cult members] Once again, can I have your name and any aliases?
[she refuses to answer]
John Munch: I hereby christen you Jane Doe number three.
Odafin Tutuola: It's different for black men. They go out, have sex with other men, then come home, have sex with their woman, and pretend they're straight.
[Benson, Cragen, and Stabler look at him]
Odafin Tutuola: Don't look at me, I just know stuff.
Capt. Donald Cragen: All we've got right now is a case of he-said, she said, he's-dead.
Det. Olivia Benson: What's your name?
Suspect: Screw you!
Det. Olivia Benson: Screw You, you're under arrest for attempted rape until we nail you for the other eleven.
Alex Cabot: [very fast and like "yeah right" attitude] You want me to secure a search warrant for the offices of a defense contractor to search classified, national security files for evidence in a sexually motivated homicide?
[dials the phone]
Alex Cabot: Judge Hermann, please.
[pause]
Alex Cabot: Uncle Bill... look, I need a favor.
George Huang: What's the first thing you remember seeing after entering the house?
Elliot Stabler: Dead bodies.
George Huang: Can you be more specific?
Elliot Stabler: A bunch of dead bodies.