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Post by Olivia Benson Is Hot on Dec 10, 2005 21:49:48 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone has heard a line or two on the show that's made you chuckle, or just burst into uncontrollable laughter. I'll start off, and I'll try to keep it within reason.
From Sick (Season 5, Episode 19), Casey Novak and Mary Conway Clark are having lunch, discussing the case against Billy Tripley...
Casey: JJ told Huang that he could identify a birthmark on Billy's (boy part). (The restaurant patrons overhear that, and look over at Casey. The look on Casey's face is priceless.) Clark: (To the restaurant patrons) She doesn't get out much.
;D
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Post by munchkin25 on Dec 10, 2005 22:18:01 GMT -5
I like it when Munch refers to Dodgeball as a barbaric sport from that episode! I always hated dodgeball when I was little.
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Post by Trublu on Dec 10, 2005 22:22:59 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone has heard a line or two on the show that's made you chuckle, or just burst into uncontrollable laughter. I'll start off, and I'll try to keep it within reason. From Sick (Season 5, Episode 19), Casey Novak and Mary Conway Clark are having lunch, discussing the case against Billy Tripley... Casey: JJ told Huang that he could identify a birthmark on Billy's (boy part). (The restaurant patrons overhear that, and look over at Casey. The look on Casey's face is priceless.) Clark: (To the restaurant patrons) She doesn't get out much. ;D This is one of my favorites, Olivia Benson is Hot!
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Post by Olivia Benson Is Hot on Dec 12, 2005 3:26:40 GMT -5
Then, of course, we can always quote from Payback (Season 1, Episode 1), where Stabler is in court testifiying against a man on trial for exposing himself...
Stabler: I think that sex should be one of the best parts of life, not the worst. I do see myself as a father of four children, none of whom I'd like exposed to Mr. Kloster's... shortcomings. Kloster: Shortcomings? Shortcomings?! (stands up and whips out his boy part in the middle of the courtroom) Shortcomings, my [censored], you putzhead!
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Post by munchkin25 on Dec 12, 2005 16:42:36 GMT -5
Oh that's episode Munch laughs when Cragen says something about wives and he says he's eaves droppping! Also there's the pocketknife scene with Benson, Stabler, and him too. But my favorite one is when Jefferies gets him on this quote:
Monique Jeffries: Are you gonna eat this? (Takes some food.) John Munch: Suppose we say yes. Monique Jeffries: Suppose I was just being polite. John Munch: That would be a first. Brian Cassidy: Go ahead, Munch doesn't eat veggies Monique Jeffries: Really? I heard that's not the only thing John doesn't ... eat. (Munch glares at her) Brain Cassidy: Ouch.
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Post by Trublu on Dec 12, 2005 20:59:12 GMT -5
I love quotes. ;D
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Post by munchkin25 on Dec 13, 2005 15:07:42 GMT -5
It's even more fun when you use them at someone to insult them and no one knows what you are talking about, like gangreenous blood sucking ameoba.
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Post by Olivia Benson Is Hot on Dec 15, 2005 19:08:55 GMT -5
More recently, from Raw (Season 7, Episode 6), after the courtroom shootings when Fin visits Munch in the hospital...
Fin: So where was it you got shot? Munch: That would be in the [censored]. You wanna kiss it and make it better?
;D
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Post by munchkin25 on Dec 15, 2005 20:21:24 GMT -5
More recently, from Raw (Season 7, Episode 6), after the courtroom shootings when Fin visits Munch in the hospital... Fin: So where was it you got shot? Munch: That would be in the [censored]. You wanna kiss it and make it better? ;D Best. Line. EVER!!! ;D
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Post by keepnadsgirl on Dec 24, 2005 3:53:09 GMT -5
alright heres a few... shrink: you know we still have 45 minutes. Munch: well i could give you a detailed account of my love life but what would we talk about for the other 44? Perp: I'd like a Perrier with no ice, honey. Benson: yeah and I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a *CENSORED* Stabler: You shouldn't have called her honey... Crime scene Guy: He said he wanted the perp arrested yesterday. Stabler: He should have called H.G. Wells. thats all i got for now!
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Post by Olivia Benson Is Hot on Jan 18, 2006 12:50:06 GMT -5
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that there's a lot more humor in the first season of SVU?
Anyway, here's one from A Single Life[/i] (Season 1, Episode 2), when Benson and Stabler are at Dr. Mark Daniels' house interviewing him about Gretchen Quinn. Apparently, the other guy, his brother, is a lawyer:
Benson: Dr. Daniels, can you explain when and why you were visiting your patient? Mr. Daniels: Wait. He was in Ms. Quinn's apartment, briefly at lunchtime, at her request, to attend to a crisis. Benson: Or an erection? Mark Daniels: That's insulting! Stabler: Really? I thought it was the absence of one that was insulting.
Classic! ;D
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Post by munchkin25 on Jan 18, 2006 16:58:51 GMT -5
This is when Munch and Fin go looking for evidence (can't remember the episode though!!!)
Fin: Why are we always looking for the needle in the haystack? Munch: Reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth. Fin: You're Jewish. You're parents hid eggs? Munch: My point exactly. All those futile hours of searching.
Classic. :yahoo: :rolling:
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Post by hotcop on Jan 19, 2006 17:29:18 GMT -5
DOWN RIGHT HILARIOUS
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I love Munch and Fin....now see I said it!!!! :yahoo: I'm on the right path!!! :angel:
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Post by Trublu on Jan 19, 2006 19:51:45 GMT -5
I love that quote! :yahoo:
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Post by munchkin25 on Jan 20, 2006 18:53:10 GMT -5
From the same episode:
Fin: Now if you were still a bright-eyed little kid, what would that look like to you? Munch: A death trap. Fin: You're pathetic. That's the coolest fort ever. Munch: You had a dramatic childhood too, eh Sherlock?
Fin: A penknife. That look sharp enough to cut off a braid of hair? Munch: If it is, you win the chocolate bunny.
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