Post by arandomtuesday on Feb 7, 2006 12:42:13 GMT -5
1. Bombard him/her with svu quotes until he/she admits that they're interesting.
2. Keep talking about heaps of medical and law terms until the person gets so confused that they actualy watch SVU to find out what the hell your rambling on about.
3. Create a website thats all about svu and force them to go on it.
4. Keep saying "Did you know..." followed by a fact about SVU, followed by, "See, you would know that...if you watched SVU."
5. Refuse to use any display pictures, profile pics, etc., except for SVU ones.
6. Randomly jump up in the middle of class or a meeting and yell, "Oh my gosh! That reminds me of an episode of SVU I saw!"
7. Randomly, in the middle of a conversation, say "In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. *doink doink*"
8. In the middle of a conversation start singing "The ants go marching two by two HURRAH, HURRAH,
The ants go marching two by two HURRAH HURRAH,
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stopped to watch SVU
And they all went marching down to the ground to get out of the rain
*DOINK, DOINK* to get out of the rain *DOINK DOINK*"
9. Find a way to connect everything you talk about with SVU.
10. When your non-believing freind says something that even remotely reminds you of an episode, go into over-excited mood and tell him/her absolutly every little detail about the episode, the name, the season and what number it is of that season.
11. Make sure to remind him/her every single time an episode comes on, then disappear completely for exactly 1 hour just to stress your point.
12. Insist on telling them about the previous night's episode, even if you have to tie them down.
13. Every day, change your display name to a different SVU quote.
14. If your friend really annoys you, jump up, grab their hands, and say,"(name) you are under arrest for (crime). You have the right to remain silent, if you give up that right anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you can not afford an attorney, one will provided for you by the state. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?"
15. When you're bored, excitedly get their attention by jumping up and down screaming "GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!?!" and then state some random fact about SVU.
16. Say something fascinating like, "I like dogs, dogs are neat, Richard Belzer likes dogs, do you like dogs?"
17. Get unreasonably excited whenever you find out one of the actors are going to be making an appearance (ex: magazine article). Make sure that everyone knows and announce it over and over again every waking minute of the day, at every possible opportunity.
18. Amaze your non-believing friend by learning how to say "I LOVE SVU" in Russian.
19. Every time you're at his/her house and SVU is on, insist that you watch the episode, and force him/her to watch it with you.
20. Make the *doink doink* and state the current address whenever ariving at a new location.
21. When working on any type of script for a school project, always write the story SVU-style.
22. Whenever writing a story, make the characters related to SVU.
23. When they call, always answer your phone by saying your last name. If you have a long or akward last name like "Tutuola," simply say "Yeah."
24. In skits and drama classes, always relate performances to SVU in some way, even if the rest of your group dosn't agree.
25. When you disagree with someone in a discussion, especially for groups, rise and loudly yet clearly say "Objection!"
26. When everyone is annoyed with your non-stop rambling, tell them that they are secretly obsessed with SVU and that they are currently going through withdrawals, and that there are many informative websites that can help them in their time of need.
27. Whenever your friends send you a chainmail quiz, add an SVU-related question at the bottom of the list (ex: do you love SVU or do you adore SVU??)
28. If you enter a room full of people, pull two rulers from your belt (a.k.a fake guns) and yell "POLICE, FREEZE! Up against the wall, come on, move it!" while hustling everyone to the far end of the room.
29. When you are in an awkward situation, make a sarcastic comment or come up with a conspiracy theory.
30.When you're at his/her house, sneak onto their computer and change the background, color scheme, and any other possible visuals and audios to SVU related materials.
31. When babysitting little five year olds, teach them how to say Mariska, even if they can only get out "Muhrishkwa."
32. When you're talking to someone who you know hasnt even heard of SVU, immediately bombard them with information about how SVU is great.
33. When meeting someone for the first time, strike up a conversation, and say, "I was wondering, do you like SVU?" If they reply "No," walk away.
34. Try in any opportunity to impress someone with your extensive knowledge of law and then say, "That's what you learn from watching SVU."
35. Insist on reading them a brief fanfic from fanfiction, expecially the crime ones, or even ships, as long as it's SVU related.
36. Everytime you finish a fanfiction, even if its just a little one, insist on telling everyone about it. If the person happens to hate SVU and/or fanfictions, quote everything interesting from the fanfiction just to educate them.
37. Recite entire biographies of the whole cast.
38. When you're at someone else's house, beg them to use their computer, and when they finally agree, do nothing but go on SVU forums.
39. When it's the birthday of a cast member, be all happy and announce it to everyone; make then sing happy birthday to her and make them at least pretend their happy.
40. Show people lots of screencaps from Oz, and when they ask you why you have pics of half-naked guys, scream "CHRIS MELONI!!!! WOOOT!!!"
42. If you ever play truth or dare, and you can get someone to pick dare, force them to carry around an svu-related pic, say SVU-related stuff and sing the theme song, as well as reciting the opening phrase.
43.When everyone is writting I love __________ all over thier stuff, write I love SVU all over yours, they love their spouse...you love SVU.
44. When friends are over and they ask you to put on some music, play the SVU theme.
45. While your coworkers put up pictures of their family on their desk, put up framed pictures of the SVU cast. When asked, "Who are they?" simply respond "My second family."
46. Change his/her ringtone to the SVU theme.
47. When your friend comes over, pull out the SVU DVD's and watch your fav episodes. Make them say they enjoyed it.
48. When you tape an svu episode, bug your friend until they agree to watch it, and afterwards discuss every single detail of the episode.
49. Make it perfectly clear that under no circumstances are you to be disturbed in the middle of an svu episode, even if it's the commercial break of a rerun that you've seen 29 times.
50. If none of the above work, try tying them to a chair until they watch every episode ever.
51. If rule 50 fails, get a new friend.
2. Keep talking about heaps of medical and law terms until the person gets so confused that they actualy watch SVU to find out what the hell your rambling on about.
3. Create a website thats all about svu and force them to go on it.
4. Keep saying "Did you know..." followed by a fact about SVU, followed by, "See, you would know that...if you watched SVU."
5. Refuse to use any display pictures, profile pics, etc., except for SVU ones.
6. Randomly jump up in the middle of class or a meeting and yell, "Oh my gosh! That reminds me of an episode of SVU I saw!"
7. Randomly, in the middle of a conversation, say "In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. *doink doink*"
8. In the middle of a conversation start singing "The ants go marching two by two HURRAH, HURRAH,
The ants go marching two by two HURRAH HURRAH,
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stopped to watch SVU
And they all went marching down to the ground to get out of the rain
*DOINK, DOINK* to get out of the rain *DOINK DOINK*"
9. Find a way to connect everything you talk about with SVU.
10. When your non-believing freind says something that even remotely reminds you of an episode, go into over-excited mood and tell him/her absolutly every little detail about the episode, the name, the season and what number it is of that season.
11. Make sure to remind him/her every single time an episode comes on, then disappear completely for exactly 1 hour just to stress your point.
12. Insist on telling them about the previous night's episode, even if you have to tie them down.
13. Every day, change your display name to a different SVU quote.
14. If your friend really annoys you, jump up, grab their hands, and say,"(name) you are under arrest for (crime). You have the right to remain silent, if you give up that right anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you can not afford an attorney, one will provided for you by the state. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?"
15. When you're bored, excitedly get their attention by jumping up and down screaming "GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!?!" and then state some random fact about SVU.
16. Say something fascinating like, "I like dogs, dogs are neat, Richard Belzer likes dogs, do you like dogs?"
17. Get unreasonably excited whenever you find out one of the actors are going to be making an appearance (ex: magazine article). Make sure that everyone knows and announce it over and over again every waking minute of the day, at every possible opportunity.
18. Amaze your non-believing friend by learning how to say "I LOVE SVU" in Russian.
19. Every time you're at his/her house and SVU is on, insist that you watch the episode, and force him/her to watch it with you.
20. Make the *doink doink* and state the current address whenever ariving at a new location.
21. When working on any type of script for a school project, always write the story SVU-style.
22. Whenever writing a story, make the characters related to SVU.
23. When they call, always answer your phone by saying your last name. If you have a long or akward last name like "Tutuola," simply say "Yeah."
24. In skits and drama classes, always relate performances to SVU in some way, even if the rest of your group dosn't agree.
25. When you disagree with someone in a discussion, especially for groups, rise and loudly yet clearly say "Objection!"
26. When everyone is annoyed with your non-stop rambling, tell them that they are secretly obsessed with SVU and that they are currently going through withdrawals, and that there are many informative websites that can help them in their time of need.
27. Whenever your friends send you a chainmail quiz, add an SVU-related question at the bottom of the list (ex: do you love SVU or do you adore SVU??)
28. If you enter a room full of people, pull two rulers from your belt (a.k.a fake guns) and yell "POLICE, FREEZE! Up against the wall, come on, move it!" while hustling everyone to the far end of the room.
29. When you are in an awkward situation, make a sarcastic comment or come up with a conspiracy theory.
30.When you're at his/her house, sneak onto their computer and change the background, color scheme, and any other possible visuals and audios to SVU related materials.
31. When babysitting little five year olds, teach them how to say Mariska, even if they can only get out "Muhrishkwa."
32. When you're talking to someone who you know hasnt even heard of SVU, immediately bombard them with information about how SVU is great.
33. When meeting someone for the first time, strike up a conversation, and say, "I was wondering, do you like SVU?" If they reply "No," walk away.
34. Try in any opportunity to impress someone with your extensive knowledge of law and then say, "That's what you learn from watching SVU."
35. Insist on reading them a brief fanfic from fanfiction, expecially the crime ones, or even ships, as long as it's SVU related.
36. Everytime you finish a fanfiction, even if its just a little one, insist on telling everyone about it. If the person happens to hate SVU and/or fanfictions, quote everything interesting from the fanfiction just to educate them.
37. Recite entire biographies of the whole cast.
38. When you're at someone else's house, beg them to use their computer, and when they finally agree, do nothing but go on SVU forums.
39. When it's the birthday of a cast member, be all happy and announce it to everyone; make then sing happy birthday to her and make them at least pretend their happy.
40. Show people lots of screencaps from Oz, and when they ask you why you have pics of half-naked guys, scream "CHRIS MELONI!!!! WOOOT!!!"
42. If you ever play truth or dare, and you can get someone to pick dare, force them to carry around an svu-related pic, say SVU-related stuff and sing the theme song, as well as reciting the opening phrase.
43.When everyone is writting I love __________ all over thier stuff, write I love SVU all over yours, they love their spouse...you love SVU.
44. When friends are over and they ask you to put on some music, play the SVU theme.
45. While your coworkers put up pictures of their family on their desk, put up framed pictures of the SVU cast. When asked, "Who are they?" simply respond "My second family."
46. Change his/her ringtone to the SVU theme.
47. When your friend comes over, pull out the SVU DVD's and watch your fav episodes. Make them say they enjoyed it.
48. When you tape an svu episode, bug your friend until they agree to watch it, and afterwards discuss every single detail of the episode.
49. Make it perfectly clear that under no circumstances are you to be disturbed in the middle of an svu episode, even if it's the commercial break of a rerun that you've seen 29 times.
50. If none of the above work, try tying them to a chair until they watch every episode ever.
51. If rule 50 fails, get a new friend.