Let me point out that this episode was all order and no law. Now, maybe I'm hallucinating, but I'm pretty sure the show is called Law
AND Order: Special Victims Unit.
I smell a whole new crowd of shippers coming: Warner/Stabler. Bleckh.
It was in widescreen again. That's all fine and dandy, unless you're one of the unfortunate people whose TVs just don't like widescreen. I don't know about anyone else, but the white letters on mine were messed. I enjoy the widescreen though, however smeary it makes the letters.
"Look a puppy!" Wow producers, how so very original of you.
Oh wait now the other girl is the one who gets taken. Was that supposed to be a twist? Ooooooh, scary. Not.
And who were the idiots who just stood there while the big green suspicious van (which is absolutely so impossible to miss) drove into traffic and went bye-bye? I applaud you all for being so freaking DUMB. But you got the plate numbers. Yippee. How super-human.
I just want to know WHY the mom was allowed to run around following the cops. They're investigating a crime and she's just bursting onto the crime scene asking really stupid questions. I'm so sure she's allowed to do that [/sarcasm].
Oh look, who's that guy? Is it? Could it be? It's John Munch?!?! He's on this show?! Since when? Oh that's right, he was on all the other seasons when they still showed equal amounts of each character. Riiiight. I remember now.
I timed it this time. 5 seconds for Munch. Whoopdeedo.
So this Lukemia thing is just to make it different from every other child abduction case? Yeah, No, not working.
Nice job doing your research Elliot and Mr. Parole Man (I didn't catch his name). You made the wrong guy accidentally commit suicide. Is it that hard to do a couple seconds of research
before you kill him? Yeah, but it sure is easy to do it once he's jumped off a building and you leave him there then walk away.
Okay two guys just popped out of a box. That's nifty. I've always wanted to do that.
How do they have access to the Secret Service security equipment? Did they already elect Olivia and Elliot to president?
Does no one say thank you anymore when you save their kid from certain death?
Oh now they're gluing cardboard to Mariska's stomach. Let's just make her one big arts and crafts project. Why is she holding cardboard anyway? Why is she even here? SHE'S NOT ON THE CASE.
Good job telling us about Daniel there Mom. You too Dad. You've screwed yourselves and everyone else now. Nice going!
After working so hard to disguise himself,
why would he take off his mask
now?
I love the totally realistic Matrix dive to avoid the bullets.
Real believable.
I want to quote Elliot here: "I'm coming out!" So
that's why his marriage didn't work. Makes so much sense now.
And he's being taken hostage so willingly too.
This is great. First Daniel is mean, GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Oh now he's crying and sweet. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Crying again.
Really people, be consistent. That goes for all episodes. Thank you.
7 out of 10. Props to getting Warner in a big part of the ep. and less Benson (finally).