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BAAAD!!! WOLFY, GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE NOW!!! YOU JUST GOT A STRIKE FOUR!!! Well, it’s time for the review on the latest episode, so Wolf, you know the drill. Let’s sit down and discuss your pros and cons of the latest episode called…
FAULT!!!So we begin the storyline with girlfriend is upset with boyfriend brake up. She begins to hear sounds and we are now getting into the overused quote here “No, don’t go there!!!” when we see Polly!!! Hey everyone!!! It’s Polly and he wants a cracker. Awww…whoa dead bodies killed in an execution style. Let’s call in SVU now.
Rule number 1 Wolf: Don’t mess up a cute animal scene with the person finding the animal finding dead bodies. Strike one.
So, SVU comes in, and when I mean SVU, I mean only one detective…wait!!! There’s two?!!! OMFG!!! IT’S BENSON AND STABLER WORKING TOGETHER!!! With Warner. And a CSU techy person. Cut to intro and commercials.
Now during the commercials, I see this…
WHOA!!! CONVICTION IN THE TIMESLOT SVU IS ON?!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!!! YOU CAN’T PULL THAT OFF WOLF!!! HALF OF AMERICA IS WATCHING CBS AT 9:00!!! YOU IDIOT!!! What’s going to happen now?
Rule number 2: Haven’t you learned from the Law and Order switch? It didn’t work, so that’s why Heist is on a 9. Wolf, it’s not going to work unless you’re planning a crossover. Strike 2.
Now back to the show and here we have the first Fin siting @ 10:08 p.m.
EASTERN Indiana time. So where’s Munch?
With newsboy cap here, a newsboy cap there,
THERE’S NEWSBOY CAPS EVERYWHERE!!! Cragen and the witness wearing them…is this style coming back?
A MUNCH AND FIN SITNG @ 10:10 P.M. EASTERN INDIANA TIME!!! Wow, Wolf, you’ve manage to break your record again!!! 10 minutes into the show and they have speaking parts!!!
AND MUNCH HAD WHITE HAIR!!! I know he’s old, but will someone grab Casey’s hair dresser, give him or her some black dye, and dye his hair? Munch won’t receive his pension until he’s 74 years of age. Let’s make him look just a tad bit younger here so he can last that long.
Hey, everyone!!! IT’S BENSON AND STABLER WORKING TOGETHER AGAIN!!! And they are not fighting. What a change!!! Am I sensing the show is coming back to its old standards again?
HEY, HEY, HEY!!! ANOTHER MUNCH AND FIN SITING @ 10:13 P.M. EASTERN INDIANA TIME!!! And now we cut to the We’re-going-to-bust-the-perp-now chase scene, but you guys find out you missed him!!! *sighs* Oh well, there’s always a next time???
How about this…
A MUNCH, FIN, AND HUANG SITING @ 10:18 P.M. EASTERN INDIANA TIME!!! KILL THREE BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!! I LOVE YOU WOLF, ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER HAS APPEARED!!!And what’s this? Normally we see a male-bonding scene at a bar, but while doing a search warrant?!!!
I LIKE IT!!! Just proves to show that you can have these types of scenes while working? I’ll leave that open to interpretation.
A Huang scene that lasts more than five minutes? And he use to investigate sexual predators before?
HUH?!!! Someone please update Huang’s bio here!!!
And now, we see the big boss in his familiar surroundings
P-I-S-T O-F-F!!! TAKE COVER CAUSE CRAGEN’S MAD AND HE’S READY TO GO!!!
Okay, here’s the big scene that the promo was stressing on. First off,
WHERE THE [censored] IS MUNCH?!!! Second off, this guy who reported the dude at the bus station, he better not blow this off, or else he’ll have more to worry about and I don’t mean El. Third, the big cutting scene and Liv only gets a scratch and she is able to get up and walk outside? Fourth,
THE BOY HAS TO DIE?!!! WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT WOLF?!!! And finally, five…I sense a rage attack in Stabler and it’s about ready to burst. And one more thing, why was Olivia running? If that was here stunt double, it looks exactly like her because Olivia can’t run with the not-so-obvious belly. Doesn’t that bring complications? Olivia is not Wonder Woman, okay, Wolf?
And my senses are correct. He takes his rage and indirectly expresses to Benson, but not only that, he expresses to Warner. Hmmm…this means that El has gone from being an @$$ to being a jack@$$!!! And we have had more than just fault lines showing us that, he now goes and talk to Huang?!!!
SINCE WHEN HAS HE TALKED TO HUANG ON HIS ON BASIS? I DON’T CARE IF IT WAS FOR A MEASLY THREE SECONDS!!! EL WOULD NEVER TALKED TO HUANG!!! HE WOULD SHOOT HIMSELF BEFORE HE TALKED TO HUANG!!! Aye…
And look here everyone. You know him, you love him (well except for Trublu probably right about now), and he’s great with computers.
IT’S THE COMPUTER CRIMES TECHY DUDE!!! But wait, he makes his appearance before Casey? Ummm…I thought the whole point of this dude was for him to show up
AFTER everyone else has listed in the credits. I sense a future cast member in the making if he survives Trublu’s rage attack and mine since I like Casey too!!!
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Munch and Fin @ 10:39
EASTERN Indiana time. And what’s this El? I think Munch is giving you some adivice
INDIRECTLY!!! After he goes on his government conspiracy which I loved and adore etc. etc. etc. because it reminds me of the Munch Wolf use to use, he tells you
DIRECTLY to call Olivia about the list of places she has and sees if they are any military bases on there. Now wait here, Cragen interrupts Benson and Stabler from arguing after interrogating the suspect. No doubt here that he had to mention the fight to Munch and Fin. So was it me or perhaps when Munch said you should call Olivia that he meant for you to apologize for being a jack@$$ earlier
INDIRECTLY?!!! So, El meets Olivia at abandon warehouse. Nice. I bet the shippers here were just drooling because usually an abandon warehouse means
PEACE, QUIET, SOLITUDE, AND NO RISK OF BEING FOUND OUT WHATSOEVER!!! That’s open to interpretation by the way, so don’t go by me. And they smell cigarettes in the warehouse which brings up that Mcgruff Crime Dog quote (or something along those lines) “Have nose for crime.” And let’s see what happens here:
1. El gets into trouble and has an semi-automatic at his head.
2. Olivia who, by the way,
IS NOT WONDER WOMAN, dives and points her gun at El and the suspect.
3. El doesn’t want to live anymore, or at least I can tell from the way he keeps telling Olivia about the mistake he did at the bus station and to shoot the suspect.
4. Liv can’t and wouldn’t do it, but then the sniper gets there and blows the suspect’s head off or at least from the swat cop that’s what we hear.
So now we are at the hospital and guess what? El says he can’t be partnered to her anymore because this job and her are the only things that keep him going (Oh boy, I’m not going to go on Fanfiction for quite sometime after this). But El, work with me baby,
SHE WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOUR [censored] LIFE!!! SHE WOULDN’T HAVE TOOKEN THAT SHOT AND YOU KNOW IT!!! SO QUIT BEING THE JACK@$$ FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME ALREADY AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR REAR END AND REALIZE THAT!!! And this last quote hits me here…
“I want a new partner.”
Hell, I would too, Olivia. After he’s been treating you like [CENSORED] and keeps giving that excuse that he would save the boy if he didn’t come to your rescue, I wouldn’t just have told Cragen I wanna new partner, I would have slapped the [CENSORED] outta El. Cause he deserved it. After showing his fault lines for more than a year and now this, guess what, El? Goodbye, so long, never to see you soon, and not my friend, and you can kiss my @$$ too while your at it too.
Rule 3: Wolf, just because Mariska is on maternity leave, don't screw up the El and Liv partnership. Just plain wrong.
STRIKE THREE AND YOOOOUUUURRRR OUT!!! So let’s hope Munch and Fin finish off the season. Because El, in my opinion, doesn’t need another partner.
HE NEEDS WHOLE [censored] YEAR OF MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL REHAB FROM HUANG OR THE PSYCHIATRIST LADY OR BE COMMITED TO A MENTAL INSITUTION!!! MUNCH AND FIN NEED NO MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL REHAB AND THEY MOST WON’T BE COMMITED TO A MENTAL INSITUTION (now at least while Finaddict and I are around)!!! THEY’RE SANE ENOUGH TO FINISH THE SEASON, SO LET THEM!!! THEY NEED SOME EPISODES TO ADD TO THEIR CAREER ANYWAY!!! Question: Are the producers trying to get El here an nomination for a Golden Globe, Emmy, or People’s Choice awards here?
5 out of 10 Wolf. The throat-cutting scene could have been maybe been done just a tad bit better if you put Olivia in a life or death situation with that cut.
AND NO PREVIEW EITHER!!!